Hey Bushy?? Hungry Kya?

Yup that’s wat we are asking? After ages of giving us ur Mc Donalds, Subs, US Pizzas and what not sum guy up there in America is extra concerned bout our diet… not coz they’ve been feeding us all this zero nutrition shit but coz our diet is causing a deficiency in their country. Wow! I dinno ppl love blah blah so much. But this infact is a big dhabba on blah blah. Just imagine, somebody can actually relate our diet to the deficiency in America? Well one thing I’ve learnt at my workplace is not to take names, so I will carry on my blah blah without taking names and with complete respect to Mr Concerned about our Diet( you know who… I’ll b referring to him as Mr. CAD in rest of this post)

So Mr. CAD this is to you, not to worry about our diets n Americans too coz

(a) I guess ur countrymen have a diet that’s big enuf( an avg American eats 6 times more than an Indian!!)
(b) It’s the low nutrition stuff they eat causes deficiency. Coz definitely if you eat a 100% fat and a 0% vitamin burger 10 times a day, deficiency nahi hogi to kya??
(c) If you still think we eat too much, I have some examples of skinny ppl out here. Make them stand with an American n u’ll know where the deficiency looks more likely to be. For ur reference I’ll cite some popular ones, Kareena Kapoor, SRK, Deepika Padukone, Shilpa Shetty, Ishant Sharma, Amrita Rao. There r more but I guess these must b enuf for the moment.
(d) The areas where deficiency exists is not coz we eat more but it’s coz u were more willing to spend funds on your campaigning instead of feeding those ppl.
(e) If there’s deficiency in the middle class, its coz you dissolve every inch of it, the way u make them work.
(f) You staying in White House there shoudn’t be a problem of food deficiency.

But yeah, it seems you haven’t been taking nutritious food. the deficiency of nutrients is acting on ur mind. Else this statement….??!!
Newayz for now all I can do is pray for your gud health and suggest you to have more of healthy food. Or probably I’ll try to work on my diet in the future…but that won’t b coz of ur statement but coz I need to lose on some kilos!! [;)].

N for my blah mates, Keep eating good, listening to good and speaking good( that we already do… blah blah blah :D). we really don’t need all those Mcs n subs for a healthy living but we can keep enjoying them without thinking that our diets cost on some ‘surviving-on-burgers’ American who is deficient on his grey cells( Mr CAD note that).

Keep blah blahing!

Cheers n God Bless!

Just for You, Shruti!

It seems you’ve been quite stressed out lately dear! A training going bad, loads of other frustrations and u don’t find the persons you need online to lighten the load on your head. Bloggin won’t help every time after all it’s a machine and even wen it tries to help the net starts acting up…phew it sure is a tough world!

Kabhi aisa ho to remember there’s a solution

Let me place that in advertising language

Kabhi ho hatash, life mein sab lage bakwaas, koi saathi na ho apke paas to na rahiye nirash

Call Meet anytime, anywhere at her no(i.e. my no. or msg me, or u can even giv me a missed call)

Mesmerising Meet( no Mazakiya Meet is better, definitely you don’t expect me to ‘mesmerise’ u) will come online to take away all you stress.

Jab chayiya koi meet then call Mazakiya Meet

Your smile is just a call away

To muskuraiye, na tusi ghabraiye, apna hausla badhaiye aur zaroorat ho to mujhe bulaiye.

Sasti( nah.. msg costs, std call costs will not work)
Sundar( ha ha ha big joke)
Tikayu ( that’s 1 thing I can bank upon)

Ting Tong [:D]

Lol… sacchi mein u can call me netime u need 2 talk, I’ll b online

Cheers n God bless
tc [:)]

In Blah Blah… lies freedom

In fact I blv blah blah is the most eternal expression of our freedom of speech. It’s versatile, convenient and most handy, be it any situation.
One can use it practically anytime. To complete sentences, to quote somebody word to word and you slip some words, if you don’t understand something…or can’t find words to your expression, to avoid speaking something that’s irrelevant or even censor your thoughts( yeah, if you fall short of swears and bad words, just try using blah blah… ) blah blah not only does the job, fitting in just perfectly wud do the job.

Your aid in verbal crisis, the perfect substitute, the unadulterated form of speech and the great saviour…anything said in its praise is less. The maker of ‘Blah blah’ we bow to you.

Jokes aside, blah blah is wat releases us, not only from the tension from wat to say and wat not, but also from how much to say. One can go blah blahin for hours together and trust me its fun, great fun.

Blah blah about the most serious topics or the most useless ones, the most hilarious and the most important ones, the most pleasing and irritating ones. Blah blah in the day, in night, dark or bright, on bed or sitting at the potty, with friends or enemies, gossiping or speaking in public, in your dreams or awake….huh! there’s no stopping blah blah.

And if it’s not yet enuf blah blah on the net. If Bush can utter the most useless things on earth, our blah blah is still of standard.

So here’s a blog for all of us that represents a movement… to move the world with our blah blah , show ‘em the power of blah blah. A ‘state of the art’ facility( sorry that’s a phrase that has to come in all my copywriting…a phrase that seems to be every client’s favourite…so u need not wrack your brains much on this!) by internet for us to express our best. So let yourself free, you’ve got the freedom, u’ve got the power, u’ve got blah blah( wow this is getting really dramatic …oops silly me again :P).

Ab se blog nahi blah blah karo…

Hey People! its time to usher the Blah Blah Blog

Hey People!
Hi , this is Meet, the new blah blaher of this wide wide blog world. and this is not just my blog… the makers of the constitution and webloggin have granted us all freedom of expression…so please feel free to comment. Let us all together celebrate the freedom and fun in blah blahing endlessly

But before that let me first thank my blah blah gods

Blah God 1- Shruti Fotedar, earlier my classmate and now my blah mate. Tho we din talk much in school, if by chance we ever meet online, let the earthquakes of this earth come and rock this world, our blah blah can go endlessly… J. She is also the one who actually has brought me to make my first blog. My blog title also is totally inspired by this blah goddess. Bless you Shruti… I’m sure our blah won’t end even if we get those 11 lives.

Blah God 2- Gagzman. Ya that’s wat I call him after his using this id for years together and a name that inspired my younger cousin bro to keep his name “sagzman”. Gagzman understood, sounds a tad bit cool too but “SAGZMAN”!!! lol. Newayz comin bk to the blah god. The newly discovered kaviraj has to his credit some extremely romantic and touching poems to his credit that r posted on his blog… He reminds me of that song,” Main Shayar to Nahin, Magar ae Haseen…Jabse dekha maine tujhko mujhko shayari a gayi…” ;)
Newayz, its turned out that now he’s become my poetry guru. Newayz guru keep writing those masterpieces…straight from the heart!!! Lots of luv n luck

Well the name that follows will bring many a sighs but just couldn’t leave him out.

Blah God 3- Shah Rukh Khan.. A total heart throb and a master at words, an excellent sense of homour… I can go on blah blahing about this man! But for now, in the interest of my totally-disgusted- by–SRK friends I’ll just keep mum and savour.

With this divine blah note I’ll sign off my first blog entry. There’s lot more to this blah blog… till my next blog, keep blogging n keep blah blahing!

Cheers n God bless! ( this goes to u Shruti, if ppl can’t value these wishes let them bark… we’ll also go on using till it becomes the language of the world! ya that gives me a topic for my upcoming posts)

Ab se blog nahi blah blah karo…