I got the Best Ones…Friends and Memories!

The cliché, ‘last but not the least’ rings so true for this heading!

JDHL will be a place which gave me some of my most precious memories and friends.

Piyush: Undoubtedly my best friend to date! Right from hitting it off, our friendship developed like magic! I could go on describing it but would suffice now by saying my time in JDHL would have been impossible without a friend like him! Married just two days after the valentine’s this year, he is in Jaipur right now! If Piyush reads this (he’ll have to anyways!), buddy I completely respect you! P.S. That doesn’t mean you’ll get a relaxation on improving your English… No No you can’t keep spelling model papers as modal papers! [:P]

Sonika Bora and Surbhi Arora: Two female colleagues I absolutely adore! Among my best friends to date! Sonika is working in Jodhpur right now in another company! Surbhi is happily married!

The JDHL Gang of Girls: Besides me this gang includes

Ritika Jain(who’s also been my friend in school time! We’ve been classmates, neighbors, friends, colleagues and then stronger friends as colleagues and after)

Rajni Gehani (whom I knew from my college time through a common friend but got to know her better as a colleague)

Taruna Rathore

Sapna Jain

Bharti Lullani

Abha Jeswani

These guys made my last days in Johari so special! I’ll always treasure the beautiful farewell I got making me feel so cared for!

A Big Thanks to

Syed

KG

Satish

Sapna

Ravi

Aditya

Atul

Supriya

Hemant

Dipendra

Pawan Choudhary

Ziya

Manjeet

Zaheer

and all members of the JDHL family!

The 45 mins Caricature Artist!

So what does one do to divert oneself from the songs? Simple…use imagination!

You must have seen human like caricatures… Ever seen caricature like humans? Travel one day in our staff bus and you’ll know what I’m saying! One fine day, my friend pointed at a person who had pleasantly dozed off on the way to office. The look of his face was so comical that my mind almost sketched out a caricature. The one sitting next to him was awake but with his thin petite frame was so highlighted by a Charlie Chaplin mustache making him the second caricature. Another one was in sleep with his eyes half open… well I took off on the most amusing journey of finding a caricature in every face. It was like a superpower; one gaze and the caricature was ready… making it 30-35 caricatures in the entire bus! Alive, Talking, sleeping, snoring, staring, laughing wooo… dynamic caricatures!
At times I built up short stories imagining them working in office! Knowing their departments only added more creativity and colour to the caricatures! These caricatures were my puppets I could use to my advantage to kill boredom of those 45 minutes or even make the most ‘bored- to- tears’ songs to ‘laughing –to-tears’ songs! At times I had to resist my giggles to keep the others from thinking I’d gone insane!

I’m delighted with the caricature artist inside me… on my call wenever needed! Just one regret, wish I could share some of its creations with you! ;)

Fir a gaya kambakht

Even if the 45 minutes seemed too long at times…arriving at office was not something the bus passengers looked forward to! Which explains the phrase above! ;) :P Sorry No offence!

Dhora Mate Jhopadi Ooooo….

This is no ordinary Marwadi song… Till date I’ve not been able to
(a) Translate any more than the first three words of this song even after straining my ear’s everytime the song played?(mentioned above!)
(b) Uncode whether the singer is a male or a female?
(c) Why the song has to be 1 hr long with the same lyrics repeated again and again?
(d) How can someone sing a ‘supposedly’ romantic song in a high pitched voice?
(c) Comprehend how such a baritone can be among the top favourites of the people?

Yeah, the song was specially played on demand! And when not on demand at least once every day along with the other equally strange and long Marwadi Songs. Our staff buses boasted the most weird playlists on the earth…a torture that lasted the 45 minutes ride in the morning and then again on the way home! It was truly one of its kind with the most unheard, strange and at times embarrassing songs! A lot of times I din know whether to be amused or angry! Let me give you some bright examples

1. Mehbooba o Mehmooba from Ramu ki AAG (ARRRGGHHH!!)

2. Jaipur ki Choli Mangwade re saiyaan (an old hindi song! Mistakenly I mentioned I once to my mom who to my shock identified it and started singing it too…as it the bus trouble was not enuf)

3. De De Chumma Chumma De…Ashiq hai tera Chumma De… ( This ‘Govinda-Type’ was played quite many times before it was finally omitted on our request! Thank God! :P)

4. Marwadi version of Dil Le Gayi Kudi Gujarat Di and other pop songs!

5. All songs of movies like Hadh Kar Di Aapne, Dulhan Ham Le Jayenge (Ab to had hi ho gyi)

6. Bach Ke Rehna Re Baba Title Song (Starring Rekha and Mallika Sherawat)

7. And ofcourse Dhora Mate Jhopdi Ooooo… and other Uncomprehendable Marwadi Songs lasting upto 45 mins or 1 hr.

There are lots more to add but I suppose you get the idea!

Not that not a single good song came our way but such instances were just so rare…I can’t recall more than 8 in my entire tenure! Okies one more point before you comment! I know you’d say you could put on your earphones…listen to some other songs etc! well with the speakers blasting the bus we could hardly hear our own voices let alone any other song!

And the Tea Shots!!

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What kept us going through the chilling days was a reasonably better alternative; Ordering tea from the banna’s tea stall outside! With permanent customers from JDHL and factories around this one has a prize location just across the gate of our office! Yummy hot ginger tea and decently good coffee is just a call away (God Bless the chai wala)! And if somebody else from the department volunteers to fund it, even better! J The small cuplets sent by the chaiwala carry just enuf tea to kick start the day! They are indeed chai shots (like tequila shots) saving the day wenever it’s too cold, to monotonous, just after a long tiring meeting, for the milieu of running noses n sore throats in winters, for the numerous times ppl stay back for overtime or just after hours of staring at the computer screen etc. etc….!

The one gulp tea

Kabhi bakri ke dudh ki chai pi hai?
Ever tried tea made of goat’s milk?) …

The question came from a colleague of mine just when I was mid way through my first sip of the JDHL tea. Now that was not the best time and way to warn coz all I cud do is gulp down the sip! Only when the bitter liquid (supposed to be tea) hit my throat, I realized the gravity of the warning! It was almost like talcum powder boiled in water with a drop of cheap artificial tea essence, colour and traces of milk just enuf to certify it as tea!! Yaar is se to accha hamari school ki mess ka milk tha!

Oops I missed the most predominant ingredient…Sugar! The amount was already fatal to a diabetic and ppl still asked for more! Couldn’t blame them…coz the rest of the overcooked talcum solution was so freakingly bitter! Well I shoudn’t be complaining coz I rarely availed the ‘luxury’ of the office tea but those who underwent the torture had beautifully adapted to the taste! So much so that they asked for another cup…bravo! The poor peon was often torn between departments where to serve the hot tea first. (coz it worsened as it got cold!)

Powerhouses of Knowledge

One thing I’d always thank JDHL for was excellent bosses like Johari Sir and Ma’am, team leads like Dilkash Sir, Dinesh Sir, Prashant Sir and the always helpful colleagues!

Never once did I feel I did not have a person to fall back upon when I needed knowledge, resources or help!

If there is one person I’ve been most influenced by in this year it’s Dilkash sir. He’d have a 100 issues pounding on his head, N number of shipments due, 95% of the people in the office asking him different but he’d never dish your queries away, complain or let you go empty handed to fend for yourself! You would get the exact piece of information you need within a blink and many times with a bonus of his childlike smile! He does complete justice to his name!

Talking about Dinesh sir he was always ‘cool- as- a –cucumber’ come what may! And ask him something, you’ll get an in detail explanation like a mini encyclopedia! Prashant sir, Head of R&D was another bittersweet person I respect for his dedication!

With people like these around the work became so much easier! At times I would not even have to refer the net! Don’t know whether I’ll be able to work with them again in my life but I really wish that I get such seniors wherever I go…n the same for all you there!

Ji Ji Ji Sir Ji Boob Sir

Before you take it otherwise, I’m talking about a highly experienced member of the Johari family, Mr Venugopal Boob!

Well what can one do if one has such a controversial name? But trust me no one else would know how to flaunt it better than this old chap! Even the Intercom list sports his name as “Boob” (understandably one of my first shocks in the company after “Gui”)

“Ji Sir….Ji Sir Ji Ji Ji…Main Boob bol raha hun”

Another person after Amitabh Bacchan jinka naam hi kaafi hai…ask anyone at Johari!