Thursday, November 20, 2008

Sweet Nothings… Between the Sheets.

I’m into the talks of a married man these days
He utters sweet nothings between the sheets
His voice makes my heart beat
He gives me my horny moment
Teases me with his naughty accent.
It’s an affair of every Wednesday night
Between the sheets and zero light.


Ahaa what’s blah blah without a few raised eyebrows, a fallen jaw and gaping eyes!!
Chill guys every thing is not as it seems. Bring ur imagination to a pause before u create a complete wrong picture! Yeah yeah I agree the fault is mine… I’m the one askin 4 trouble; asking a hundred charging bulls of imagination to attack me. So before these bulls get wild let me remove the sheets and switch on the lights!! [;)]

Any of my friends who listen to Meow FM know what I’m talking about. There’s this really cool segment they’ve named Between the Sheets (let me use BTS). And in the lines above I’m talkin bout the host Anil. I hope I don’t need to explain ‘ between the sheets n zero light’( obviously at this time I’m in he tbed, lights switched off and it’s just the FM thts playin on my mobile thru my earphones. Though you can replace the sheets wid blankets. With the brrrrr cold neone wud freeze between sheets.)!!

How I bumped into BTS?? Well being so used to listening to the FM n goin of to sleep while I ws in Ahmedabad, I continued the trend wen I returned to Jodhpur. Yahan to bhai saare FM ki battiyan 11 baje hi gul ho jati hain. Thankfully Meow FM plays songs thru the nite. The first time I heard this segment on the Wednesday, after I returned frm Ahd, I got completely glued to it!!

Obviously it’s a talk show. But it’s not like others at night that talk about love problems( The ones with people talking in an ‘expert’ly husky voice. Naah I’ve heard many of these in Ahd. and Bang. (Snore)) Definitely ppl do need such shows n like them too. But it’s just that now I’m too saturated with such philosophical segments.

What’s gud bout BTS is that they generally take up some cool topics, though related with love and relationships, but do not sound like problem solving types (sorry FM ppl if I make it sound too disgusting. I’ve complete respect for the ppl out there helping someone solve their prob.)
First of all for once if you hear Anil’s he’s amazing with his voice, he’s flirty and fun and so alive that any young gurl wud cheer up. It has this boing effect on you! (to know the effect say boingggg n you’ll know.). N just imagine wat he’s been married for 14 years( It came as a bolt to me too, he sounds not a bit above 20… umm …or maybe 25)!! Every first time caller can ask 4 a horny moment, n the only thing ‘horn’y bout it is the funny trumpet or horn they play( goes like pappararapan pappararapan pappararapan paan paan) n u’re welcomed to the Meow family.

Coming to the topics again BTS scores over others coz Anil lets the gurls do the talking, what he does is he turns the conversation in such a casual manner that the talker feels completely at ease. Being girls the callers often go onto an emotional tangent. But Anil’s a great listener and does not give judgments or ultimatums. He just give cues that suddenly u realized ‘Hey I never thot bout that!!’ n wat seems like a knot becomes so simple. N believe me girls u blah blah is in safe hands…coz this guys talks complete sense!( So if you believed that all guys are idiots. Here’s an exception! Enjoy it!)

Recently in a conversation wid a caller I came out wid exact words for Anil. Guys out there I’m highlighting this part 4 u. Read it atleast a 100 times and put it into ur bird brains. When a girl is upset she needs a listening ear and not an interrogation officer! Listen what she says and probe only as much as she can say! Stop barking!! Stop digging into the already hurt feelings!! U won’t find a golden bone!! Instead u may land up in a mine or dynamite blast!! So I strongly recommend this segment to u guys. Listen to it and take some cues from Anil. And u get the bonus of getting to know what’s on ur gurl’s mind as well.

So, over to Anil, Meow Between the Sheets, every Wednesday n Thursday 10.30pm to 1am or so. Anil plz confirm the time in the interest of Meow- deprived ppl of India. For the Jodhpur ppl, as far as my info is concerned, u can catch this segment only on Wednesday nights. Girls sit back, listen and enjoy (n savour Anil’s voice ofcourse!!). Guys make use of it!! N Anil, bravo, encore, hands down, a big bow, keep up the wonderful job.
Keep Meow…ing
n my frens Keep Blah blahing!!
(It’s just a language difference…funways and technically, it’s the same! Or shall I say it’s blah blah on a professional level…Right Anil)
God Bless